
I would like to meet the fucker that thought Billy Mays would make an ideal person to be on TV in millions of homes multiple times each day.
And then I would like to slap that person.
If I had a dollar for everytime I heard that obnoxious voice come on the TV during a commercial break, well, I would probably be as rich as that damn bastard himself. Billy Mays has single handedly cornered the informercial market. But why, I beg of you, why has no one stood up against that annoying man? Why has no one told him to shut up? Why is everyone OK with him screaming about oxi-clean and hooks that will always keep your picture frames straight? I'm afraid there are many things in this world I don't understand, and Billy Mays is one of them.